Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Say it with me...
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
It goes
like this.Just because you can ( long pause while raising one eyebrow like Mr. Spock) doesn't mean you should.....
Try it out loud one time ( remember the eyebrow thing !! )
So, what am I babbling about.
Chicken Sausage : ( yes its out there, but why)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Spandex: ( and you know who I am talking about )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Fried celery: ( Fried Zucchini, fried mushrooms, fried squash, okay, but fried celery pu-leeeze)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Peeing on a fence: ( now think this one thru, your exposing Otis to many unnecessary risks, the exposure itself, potential injury to sharp or windblown objects, or potential electrocution even)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Nose mining: ( I know you got a big greener stuck in there driving you mad, but unless your alone in your car you just need to refrain from going after it with your pinkie )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Going Blind : ( not going to explain or elaborate except to say this )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Leopard print Speedo : ( particularly frightening on the male who is overly endowed in girth, or simply overly endowed.)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should... ( has a certain ring to it don't it )
Braided back hair : ( nuff said )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Pabst Blue Ribbon beer bong : ( you know it wasn't good when you were 17, its worse now )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...Doing " I'm a little tea pot" dance in an elevator : ( it really freaks people out when you do that, this is my handle ..... this is my spout.......)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Ramming into old women's carts in the grocery, yelling LAND SHARK and running away : ( whilst this is eternally entertaining, you might hurt someone, really you might, honest and for true )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Hannah Montana : ( do I need to elaborate here people !! )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Singing I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay while dancing around in a skirt with and axe on New Years eve in your front yard : ( don't ask, just don't do it )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Butt quarters, the drinking game : ( whole new meaning to sharing germs)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Head banging Karaoke to Bohemian Rhapsody : ( Galileo, Galileo........ I'm just a poor boy from a poor family......... I will not let him go, I will not let him go........ Mama mia mamma mia......... )
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Waynes world Waynes world, party on ........ excellent.........
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