Obama won

5 years ago Obama won the presidency of these here United States of America. This is what has happened since then.

We have universal health care but no doctors or nurses or functional hospitals to care for our health.

We have a low tax rate on poor individuals but a 75% tax rate on the wealthy and on businesses, consequently we have no wealthy citizens and the businesses have all moved overseas.

Mexico is threatening to build a wall and place armed patrols along its northern border to stem the ever increasing tide of immigration from the US. Mexico says we need to get a handle on our people and keep them here because they have enough people that they need Americans to come down there even though they are looking to fill the lowest paying jobs that the Mexicans don't want to do themselves.

After several failed assassination attempts Obama received a sever head wound. A half inch hole was blown in his head and he lost his left eye. This would have killed anyone, but the unflappable Obama just flinched and said that it wasn't his time, not just yet.

The polar ice cap has melted completely and the only real estate worth anything in this country is the newly formed beach front property in Vegas. All government functions were moved from D.C, which is now under water, to the Vegas strip. Obama says its just because its more comfortable there.

Obama's first act as president was to recall all troops from abroad and cut the military active duty roster by 2/3rds. An immediate power vacuum set off a huge conflict in the middle east the end result of which was the formation of one large Muslim nation state. Obama sent Nancy Pelosi to be the ambassador to the newly formed region. As odd as it seems, she exerted such power and authority in this area the populace began to call her the new Queen, Queen of Babylon. (There are rumors that she maintains her power and influence through sexual means)

The financial crisis that led up to Obama's election worsened until all the banks across the globe eventually failed and the entire global economy collapsed. Obama came up with a rescue plan that was centered around the creation of one world banking system with one single accepted global monetary unit. This unit replaced all the dollars, yen, yuan, peso, and Euro's as well as every other monetary denomination. It is called the NeWO. The NeWO is simple though odd in the way it works. In Dollars, you have a system based on 100, one hundred cents equals one dollar for example. I the NeWo system you don't have change, you dont have 5's 10's or 20's. You have only three denominations. 6 NeWO, 60 NeWO, or 600 NeWO.

When Israel fell in the last war the Prime Minister and his Wife were taken to the square where they suffered before the new people of Babylon for some time before they died. There are reports that they were left in the streets after they died for some time and when their bodies turned up missing some time later reports are that there was quite a ruckus.

By the time the war in the middle east was over, all the worlds oil in the area had been burned or fouled by the war. The resulting lack of oil and financial collapse of the global economy set off a world wide famine. Our dependence on petrol chemical fertilizer and loss of tillable real estate meant we could no longer even feed ourselves let alone the world. The populations of Africa and Asia decreased by some 45 % as a result of the wars, earthquakes, volcano's and famine. Things got so bad her in the US that Obama decided that our food should only be used to feed members in good standing of the global economic community, so he passed a law that said in order to by food you had to us NeWO's and show the ID number that would need to be tattooed on your forearm.

A once large and powerful group of individuals that were known as Christians have now all but disappeared. There are still rumors however that small pockets of them still exist and are in hiding in the woods and countrysides. They are sought after because it is believed that they are food hoarders and no explanations can be found as to why they always seem to have been well fed and cared for when they are located. A group of them were reportedly seen headed into a cave with no food, no belongings, no water or anything and when asked why they were not packing to survive in this cave they simply responded by saying that they would be provided anything they would need. No one knows who is providing for them but Obama says its not him. Reports are that this group walked into the cave and have not been seen since. One has to wonder.