Correction

It has been brought to my attention that I have made a grievous and serious error in my previous post. I erroneously called Superboy and Supergirl the potential sidekicks of Superman. I have been informed that, for all that is good and right I must immediately make amends and correct this error. Superman did have a sidekick, but it was a dog, not a boy or a girl.

Further more, it has been pointed out that Superboy was actually a young Superman and not a sidekick. I stand corrected and apologize profusely for these tragic mistakes.

The resemblance is obvious once I look at it. I don't know how I could make such a mistake. I am left with a dilemma of logic however. I made the obviously flawed assumption that Superboy was a child of Superman. This not being the case, I must make another assumption, Superman had no children. That being the case, from whence did Supergirl come? This is an interesting question that requires a certain level of investigation. Being a superhero myself, I called the League and asked the Wondertwins to look into the matter for me. The results are a bit disturbing. First, lets take a look at Supergirl.

Quite the tart once you get right down too it. Aquaman, Ironman, and the Thing have all claimed to have had illicit affairs with her. The Hulk is still upset because she rejected him. He is quoted as saying," She must have a problem with green" But, upon deeper investigation, something even more disturbing has been brought to light.



That is correct. There is no Supergirl, its really just Superboy in drag. I was in shock when I found this out. I don't know what to think. I mean, we all have had our suspicions about Batman and the boy wonder, but who saw this one coming? What does this say about Ironman, Aquaman, and the Thing? I am just speechless.